YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A FUNK WHEN YOU .....

... keep refreshing your Facebook profile over and over thinking that something's gonna change, and then you realize d'oh! You're the one who's supposed to edit stuff.

... read the same sentence over and over again or five minutes.

... stare at your phone debating if you should go on a text message frenzy, then realize that each text message cost money 'cause you didn't sign up or the stupid plan. Then you went on a semi-frenzy anyway (sorry guys..)

... keep wanting to cry when you realize this is the third year you're not gonna be able to back home :( ... I miss home ... waaa!!

... looked at a friend's Facebook profile and squinted really hard to try and make his/her face (or in a particular case, feet) look like an alien.

... eel like being in an "open relationship" with a household appliance (this is a tribute to the now defunct relationship between Sara and KitchenAid)

... look at someone's Halloween costume thinking either "Dude, I wear that in real life" or "Dude, you can't pay me enough to wear that even if it was on a dark night, everyone's blindfolded and you somehow managed to get me drunk or high"

... start playing trash can basketball (or paper balls) or a good 10 minutes The when you realize what you're doing, you start to think, what a funny word the word "balls" is... balls... ball isn't that fun, but the plural has potential...

.... realize that you're rambling in your bloggy blog blog